tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here's a list of promises that actually speak of TRUE friendship. you won't see cutesy little smiley faces here-just the stone cold truth of our friendship.

1) when you are sad, i will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on starbucks!

2) When you are blue, i will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3) When you smile, i will know you ARE plotting something naughty that i MUST be involved in.

4) When you are scared, we will high tail it outta here!

5) When you are worried, i will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining ya big baby!

6) When you are confused, i will use little words.

7) When you are sick, stay away from me until you are well again; i don't want whatever you have.

8) When you fall, i'll pick you up and dust you off-- after i laugh my butt off!

This is my oath, i pledge it to the end. 'Why' you may ask? Because YOU are MY friend!

if you agree, take this oath and pass it around